"Hi, I'm Moby.  Living at FAR is magical, there's plenty of places to dig and forage and I am always looking for tasty titbits.  My only complaint is that they don't feed us enough..I mean...I'm literally starving here!  They say it's to keep me trim but I think it's not right and I'm trying to get the others to join in a piggy union to get us more food.  I do love Piggy Christmas though ...I dream about it every night.  Thanks for rescuing me." Moby